Clothing rules in our home

thanks to Cal's unique sense of style, the following have become his "may" and "may not" clothing rules:
1. You may not wear dresses outside of the house
2. You may wear tights under pants
3. You may not wear tights over pants
4. You may wear mismatched socks
5. You may not wear your sister's mismatched socks
6. You may wear Robeez in the house
7. You may not wear muddy rain-boots in the house
8. You may test out new shoes in the house
9. You may not test out girl's shoes 3 sizes too small for you in the house (or anywhere for that matter)
10. You may change into pajamas at naptime (2pm)
11. You may not change into a NEW pair of pajamas again at bedtime
12. You may wear your clothes backwards
13. You may wear your shoes on the wrong feet
14. You may go out in the freezing cold in a t-shirt and shorts or the heat with a long sleeved shirt, but don't complain
15. You may wear your blanket as a toga dress
16. You may not wear hair bows outside of the house
17. You may wear crowns, tiaras, queues, buckets, shorts, tie-dye baby caps, swim caps, and boxes as hats
18. You may not wear mommy's nice clothes. Ever.
19. Super hero capes are always in style ;)