Things are getting worse-please send chocolate

Cal (yet AGAIN) climbed into Lissi's crib when he was supposed to be napping. He was found jumping out with one of her binkies. She was awake and confused. As well I would be if a boy twice my size and weight woke me up and absconded with my calming device! I'd had it with this climbing into the crib event so I wordlessly put him downstairs in the hallway and then stormed into our bedroom to wake Wink up and scream. I decided that the more natural consequence of this event would be that Cal would be unable to sleep in his bedroom. So I threw down his pillow, Pooh Bear, and blanket and told him to sleep in the hall. Which (dum dum dum dum) he did! At least until he peed on himself and woke himself up (yes, he did insist that he didn't have to use the toliet before nap even though I had him sit on it for a few minutes).

This crib incident must also be taken in context. Only 30 minutes before this he successfuly climbed into the exersaucer in spite of my week long warnings that there would be a consequence if he did so. He's been working on how to get in and finally figured it out today. But.. (HA!) he couldn't get out (at least for a while). Wink decided that his getting stuck was not enough and he needed an additional time out. Done.

ALSO-Lissi has been sleeping horribly. I mean last night the only time she slept more than an hour was between 6am and 9am. Unfortunetly, Cal woke up in the middle of that. She was up more of the night than she was down. I have no idea how we are going to deal with this. Wink says I should never go back to work because we both need to be getting night time sleep soon! So when Cal woke her up this afternoon, it was during one of her few sleep times in the last 24 hours. And of course she was unable to fall back asleep. Grrrrrrrr!

Oh, our 1st BM in the underwear today too! And we are going to Home Group in 45 minutes and I know there will be at least one tolieting accident while we are on our first outing in 4 days.

Please send chocolate! The ship is going down.